Aspiring Feline Botanists: 16 Pics Of Adorable Kitties Face Planting In All Their Glory

SaulRoome

May 17, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

Hello everybody, today on the Cute Kitty Botany Channel we are going to be teaching all of you fabulous felines how to properly plant your faces so that you can properly absorb the good vibes found from having contact with the floor! First up, choose the surface that you want to plant on! Any will do, as long as it is somehow connected to the Earth!

That's right, even if it's the wall, your paws, or even a hooman, as long as it's connected to the earth somehow, you are able to reap the benefits of faceplanting! And me oh meow are these benefits great! Were talking silkier fur, stronger claws, extra years to each of your nine lives, and much much more! So let's get planting!

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Standard faceplant position, good form, 8/10

via u/montymontgomeri
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Itty bitty kitty plant

via u/laurr591

This little kitten is faceplanting on a blanket, as it is a very easy-to-do and soft surface, best used for beginner planters. After gaining some experience and more face bulk, this cutey will be able to safely and comfortably plant on harder surfaces.
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The paw plant

via u/Camride
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Tower plant

via u/cgrange1234
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Full plant

via u/ballicher

As you can see, this orange kitty is doing more than just the regular face plant and is in fact planting its body, a technique that works on couches and other soft surfaces. This is generally known as a 'full plant' and is an advanced technique used to gather more earth energy.
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via icanhascheezburger
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Pillow plant

via u/Networkmovies
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via u/Caldaq
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via u/Dame_Hanalla
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via u/hunniegoomies
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Hooman plant

via u/WhimsicallyEerie
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via u/jtobey2000
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via u/sharkyjam
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Skillz

via u/AttentionTraininged
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via u/ladie_bugg
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via u/p1nktrap
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via u/Nailkita